With that out of the way, I wanted to draw this because I when I'm stuck working the deli counter I'm usually thinking this while I'm slicing:

"almost there..."

"so close..."

"just a little bit more..."

"Oh no! Too much!"

Well it doesn't sound that right in my own head.  

I then looked at the movement of my hands during it and realized it was a lot like masterbation.

Not in the sense that it was a rewarding act, but more of a shameful act. The customers constantly stare at me while I'm slicing their order and I feel turned into an exebitionist. I have to make the customers happy as quickly as possible after all.

Do I really need to explain this? I mean I will if I have to. Parody of Representative Boehner doing Papa Roach's My last resort song which is very old now yes, but I wanted to do it. So I did.

Are there better songs I could have picked?

Sure.

But I didn't.

President Obama is very hard to draw. I don't know if you got it, but that's supposed to be him as one of the angst teenagers featured in Papa Roach's original video.

Sorry for the slow updates... I'm working on getting better for you. Yes you. Will I be able to? Who knows.

I decided to made a Public Service Announcement for our customers. Apparently nobody has told them that throwing refuse on the floor where you stand is generally frowned upon, especially when there are approximately five trash cans in the general area not including the tiny trash cans physically attached to each sample dome.

Except when a customer decides to use the small sample dome trash can to throw away their empty coffee cup or something that is about the size if not larger then the actual bucket.

This annoys me. If I’m not constantly on my guard, people will then bounce their toothpicks off said coffee cup and then onto the sales floor. Given that most customers take handfuls of samples, this creates quite a mess in very little time.

Side note: you shouldn’t be eating samples out of a sample dome. I’m not just saying that because I hate cleaning up after you… which I do.

I’m telling you because people reach their dirty hands in there and fondle more pieces then they take.

That and little kids who are about the height of the dome stick their faces in there to get a good view of which piece they want.

We’d be happy to cut you a slice of anything you want to try. Heck I’d be happy to do it myself. It’s got to be safer then gorging on the free samples that strangers have been pawing at.

Honestly I don’t know why anyone would eat a free sample out of our dome. Most people should know how turkey tastes by now; very few people are amazed by the taste of it.

Eat at your own risk. I guess it’s built in karma for those people who take advantage of the situation.

Seriously? First of all I have no clue if I was the one who made the sandwich or not, or when he came in. Secondly, how badly can anyone mess up a sub?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but what does it matter what it looks like inside the bread. When you bite into it, it all gets mixed up in your mouth hole and swallowed in clumps of messy goodness.

Yes, if we had put something on there he didn't ask for, or if the food was spoiled and made him sick then of course we would be at fault. But, the guy went out of his way to tell me how premium our ingredients always are, that the food wasn't spoiled; it was just that they were assembled horribly wrong.

Was there a flaw in the pickle matrix? Was the lettuce slightly off center which caused a deadly tail spin when he tried to pick up the sandwich?

It took me forever to come up with a punch line for the third frame that expressed what I wanted to... but I think I finally did. Must get better at writing. Then people will actually visit my website and actually read this statement.

I think I may illustrate more customer's foolish complaints. It's therapeutic. Wait, is that really how you spell that word? The-rape-utic? English you crazy.

It is a pun on "PC" implying that it stands for Politically Correct but in this case it meant a Windows based Personal Computer system. He's wanted me to draw my version of him for months and I've been too lazy, so I decided to bite the bullet and just do it.

The 'troll face' in the last frame is from reddit which my friend's girlfriend Anna got me into. I actually posted it on there and have gotten mixed reviews. I guess people don't know how lazy I am in terms of these things and well haters do have to hate.

Maybe I'll have more incentive to do these things if I know at least someone will be looking at them, even if they despise it worse then anything else they've ever seen in their whole life.